So...I'm not a baseball fan, but you can't seem to escape the chatter here in the Bay area. Did he roid? Does it matter? Do steroids improve your hand-eye coordination? Does it provide you vision and an ability to read pitches? Again...does it matter?

Questions that will plague Mr Bonds forever...what a shame.

A few years ago, my friend Kelly said that she was so glad to finally be at a stage of her life where she didn't ever have to be paranoid or worried in any way about being "caught" doing something. You don't have to worry about someone finding out that you lied if you always tell the truth. You don't have to worry about going to jail for stealing if you aren't a thief. You don't have to worry about drug tests if you don't use...it's a peaceful place to be. I agree :-)

So...here's to clean living.

Here's to America's game.

Here's to Barry Bonds...for better or worse...the Home Run King.